Random chat--Treesex

• You: hey
• Stranger: hi
• You: have u evere kissed an umbrella?
• Stranger: what is the most interesting thing about you?
• You: mmh maybe my legs
• Stranger: oh yeah, i do it all the time. duh.
• You: they0re made of wood
• Stranger: wood?
• You: yeah
• Stranger: awesome
• You: i'm a living tree
• You: you?
• Stranger: haha with tree rings?
• You: yeah
• You: ahaha
• You: 89 since my birth dude
• Stranger: the most interesting thing about me? ive been para gliding
• You: well it's cool
• Stranger: and fallen in quicksand
• You: nice
• You: ain't it?
• Stranger: so you're only 89 years old